WHY SHOULD YOU MALÖRT?
Watch the Official I Malörted Campaign Video
WHERE TO MALÖRT
Ready to exercise your right to Malört? Head to a participating bar to grab your I Malörted sticker. Click the button below to find a location near you and get Malörting!
where to malört
THEY MALÖRTED – HAVE YOU?
#IMALÖRTED
An evil genius.
video by @noladivebarbathrooms and @rafaelaodenetattoos
Badass.
Tattoo done by @garretttattoo on @bigdykenergy666 !
THE MALÖRT CRAWL: WRIGLEYVILLE. May 16th.
We’re hosting the craziest Malört Bar Crawl with @rivernorthfests on Saturday, May 16th in Wrigleyville.
Tickets get you a Malört Crawl T-shirt, 2 free Malört shots, access to all the best bars, drink specials, brunch and more.
Click the link in bio to get your tickets now.
It will really bring tears to your eyes.
video by @rickygonegoofy
Introducing MALÖRT STINKS. Malört Deodorant with guaranteed 24/7 odor.
Scents include:
- Dumpster Breeze: Scent of Sea Breeze + Hot Trash + Sun Poisoning
- Dank Diesel: Scent of Diesel Fuel + Dread + A Loose Cigarette
- Your Mom: Scent Varies
- Band Aids & Botanicals: Scent of Wet Band Aids + Wormwood + Despair
Coming soon to an armpit near you.
#aprilfools
